Posterous theme by Cory Watilo

Cultured

Has anyone else had enough of hearing about languages that have no word for "no"? 

You are usually told this little tidbit in some sort of pseudomotivational yes-you-can moment; but, are we really supposed to believe there is a culture out there that has developed beyond swinging from the trees, and has no way for one member to indicate to another that he is not interested in being the guinea pig for the new arrow-tips?

I also don't want to hear about how many words they have for "yes"! Anything more than a few is just unnecessary redundancy. Clearly these people are not sophisticated enough to separate the wheat from the chaff, and are just incorporating everything into their lexicon. I am not impressed by this culture. 

Finally and in closing, while we're on the subject of cultures, have you ever noticed whenever someone on the Discovery Channel or TLC claims that a culture was "advanced" or "technological", they are always referring to a group of people that no longer exist? I'm not talking about Atlantis nonsense, I'm talking about real societies. I think its to counteract the superiority complex we have as being one of the cultures that "made it". The Mayan expert or whatever he is wants to bring us down a notch, knock us off our high horse. Just because the Mayans were wiped out by heavy rains or Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever or whatever it was, doesn't mean they weren't an exceedingly advanced culture. 

Also, we're supposed to believe they were capable of predicting the end of the world in 2012 but not capable of spotting their own demise and avoiding it? I call bullshit. 

List of Day-Enders

I was walking to class yesterday, soaked to the bone from the torrential rains Philly was enduring, and I got to thinking...while being soaked from rain isn't one, there are a number of things that, once having happened, indicate my day is over. What I mean to say is, there are certain things that will immediately put an end to my excursion. Should they happen, I would turn right around and go home. These are a few I thought of:

  1. Any sort of spilling on to the groinal region. If I drive to the train, get the train, start walking to class and fumble with my coffee, spilling it on the front of my pants...my day is over. Right there on the street I will turn right around and go home. Theres just no recovering from that. I don't carry a spare pair of pants in my backpack and I can't pull off the sweater-around-the-waist thing. 
  2. Vomiting. I don't drink, so I've never incorporated vomiting in to my normal routine. I could be in a spaceship about to dock at the International Space Station, if I vomit, this adventure is over. Close the hatches and notify the groundcrew, I'm coming home. 
  3. Bleeding. Anything larger than a papercut and this day is done. Not only that, depending on the location, I may not be leaving my house for a while. I see people with, like, fresh scars with the stitches still in them walking around. You've got to be crazy. I'm in bed softly sobbing and trying not to move. 
  4. Crime Victimization. Robbed or mugged, and to home I go. 
  5. Lapsing in to unconsciousness. Day. Over.
  6. Bitten by a human. If I get on the train, and a dwarf that had been hiding under my seat rolls out and sinks his sharp little teeth in to my calf, I'm done. I'll get off at the next stop, wait for a train taking me back, and immediately return home. 

PhACT Lecture - 1/17/2010 - Ken Biddle

I attended yesterdays Philadelphia Association for Critical Thinking lecture. It had it's interesting portions, to be sure, if it was a bit long overall. The most interesting aspect was the look at the K2 meter, which, if you have ever watched any of those crap ghost hunter programs, is a staple of the more "technological" hunting crowd. Well the demonstration pretty well showed what the K2 was: an overly sensitive magnetic field detector. The lecturer, Ken Biddle, demonstrated setting the K2 meter off from about 20 feet by keying the mic on his 2-way radio. Cell phones, fluorescent bulbs, conduits, and electrical wiring all set the thing blinking like a ghost was having a seizure. 

That, coupled with the fact that there is no reason to believe ghosts emit EMFs, makes it really implausible that these things are good for detecting anything but signs of civilization (surprise, surprise). The interesting aspect for me, though, was the realization that the K2s do not rhythmically flash on their own, so if you were to see one being used in a question-and-answer kind of scenario with a "ghost", there has to be some conscious dishonesty involved. Someone is keying their 2-way, fumbling with a cell phone or fiddling with the meter itself. I guess I had always thought the ghost-hunting programs were staffed by true believers that were just deluded in to believing they were really witnessing something paranormal. I wasn't quite jaded enough to think that they were consciously forging so much evidence. 

As I said, portions of the lecture was interesting. The speaker, Ken Biddle, was however a believer of sorts and this came through in parts of his talk. A quick look at his website will find the usual pattern for the "skeptical believer"; first he demonstrates how thorough his methods are, and he debunks a lot of fake evidence. Then, at some point, he indicates that despite his rigorous scientific methods, some things he has come across remain unexplainable (in Biddle's case, he uses the phrase "holds up to [his] scrutiny").

I really find these types of statements to be incredibly counter productive towards promoting skepticism vis-a-vis the whole paranormal movement. The ghost-hunting brigade has built their entire industry around promoting the idea of "unexplainable by us" as being "unexplainable", and furthermore, "unexplainable" as "paranormal". A statement such as that made by Biddle can, and will undoubtedly, be re-purposed and used to promote woo. It can further be used to undermine the term skeptic, the movement, and any of the precepts therein. 

A few weeks ago there was a magician at dinner that did some tricks I can't explain -- however, I don't think any of them involved the paranormal. 

Addressing Gettysburg

What a weekend! On Saturday Gina and I drove out to Gettysburg, PA. It was her anniversary present for me! Really fantastic trip, and expert planning on her part. We took the auto-tour of the battlefield, and did a little hiking on it as well. The wind was unbelievably strong, and I think we both agree we have never endured cold quite like that before. 

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Neither of us had ever been to Gettysburg before, and what struck us was the sheer size of the battlefield. On one of our side-trips to a museum, it was stated to be 10 miles square. Absolute insanity. Speaking of museums:

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The museum in Harrisburg, is the National Civil War Museum, and wow. It is chock full of seriously disturbing realistic human exhibits. Additionally, it is situated on a mountain on the outskirts of Harrisburg, giving you an amazing view:

It was a really terrific trip, and a definite a must-revisit.

Hopefully Gina will post speaking of our dinner-theater experience!